Hey everyone,

I go by the name N.K.Pockett, from the Land Down Under and undergoing torture called University.

Some interesting facts about me would be that I have a “relationship” with a swan called Pete that comes to visit me, I can eat 2 Liters of ice-cream in one go but struggle to eat one sandwich, and I am allergic to 99% of toothpastes in this world.

And yes, Australians do say the F word in every sentence at least four times.